This is tremendous news for sports fans and anyone who's a fan of wardrobe malfunctions.
The Lingerie Football League is for real.
The LFL finally delivers what professional female sporting events has long lacked: a reason for men to turn in.
Here's a list of football terms that now have new meaning for us.
1) Double coverage. When both breasts are contained within a spandex halter top.
2) Single coverage. When one breast it out of a halter top.
3) Tight End. Everyone's playing this position now.
4) The End Around. I don't know what it means, it just sounds enticing.
5) Jumping on the Pile. This is basically female wrestling.
Did we miss anything? The 34-24-34 defense? Post anything you can think of in the comments.
Check out the LFL for yourself.
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