Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Udderly Awesome Real News: Kid-Chasing Cow Woman Runs Afoul of the Law
Click-2-LisenMIDDLETOWN - A 32-year-old woman was sentenced to a month in the Middletown Jail Monday after she was arrested and charged with chasing children, blocking traffic and yelling at police - all while wearing a cow costume.
Michele Allen pleaded guilty Monday in Middletown Municipal Court to one count of disorderly conduct, court officials said.
Middletown police said she chased children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham Road and urinated on a neighbor's porch Saturday night. An officer ordered her to go home and stay there.
About 11 p.m., police were called to the 2400 block of North Verity Avenue after receiving a report that a woman in a cow costume was blocking traffic.
Allen had alcohol on her breath, slurred her words, was belligerent and swore at the officer, a report states.
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Journal of Awesome sez: You couldn't think up anything this crazily awesome on your own.Awsomely Bad Getty Photo. This Week's Theme Sadness, Part Two
Julia Crapdale Can't Pick Between Two Hicks.
Marries Both.
Got a better caption? (Shouldn't be too hard. We're new at this.) Put it in the comments.
Awesome Kicks: new Nike Air Max releases
Some interesting colorways of the Air Max Triax and Air Max Light are hitting the streets before the end of the year.
photos courtesy of hypebeast
Monday, September 29, 2008
Awesomely Bad Getty Photo. This week's theme "Sadness."
Awesomely Bad Getty Photo is a continuing series where we post goofy photos we find on Getty. We'll include imagined headlines for the pictures, too.
Lunch Bench Shortage Throughout Nation's Construction
Sites Reaches Dangerous Levels.
Lunch Bench Shortage Throughout Nation's Construction
Sites Reaches Dangerous Levels.
Un-Awesome Sports: what's going on with NBA uniforms???
As if the league letting the Sonics move and change their name to the Thunder wasn't worse enough, they came out with these uniforms...poor form
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